There is a RELEASE DATE now!
I promised something big and... sorry, I couldn't deliver. I'm sure no one probably cared but I cared way too much and it ended up being more than I could swallow. On the plus side:

January 31st, 2023 is when Synthstatica will be released to the public!

There are some things in the game that I am fairly sure are outright impossible, though they're all more like extra challenges for you all to figure out for yourselves. I've played through the whole thing myself of course and I can say the game is 100% beatable start to credits without cheating.